What is Dick Queef?
1.
Alternate spelling of
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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2.
To fart out of ones shlong.
John quit it you fucking dick queef.