Dick Rickets

What is Dick Rickets?


1.

"Rickets" is a physical deformation, often characterized by an outward curve of the long bones of the legs (brought about by Vitamin D deficiency). The term "Dick Rickets" can be used to describe a situation where one's erect penis is bowed dramatically in one direction.

Note - unlike classic "Rickets", to date, "Dick Rickets" has not been linked to Vitamin D deficiency.

Example 1 :

Woman #1 - "I heard he's got a huge penis..."

Woman #2 - "Yeah, but he's got dick rickets...sometimes it feels like he's divining for water."

Example 2 :

"The guy's got dick rickets so bad, he can piss around a corner without using his hands!"

See dick, erection, bowed, curved


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