Dick Sandwich

What is Dick Sandwich?


1.

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark

Mark: Yea Josh

Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?

Mark: Hell Yea!!!

Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

See tea-bag, gonzo, trojan helmet, sean connery

2.

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

See sandwich, dick, food, hungry, eat, bitch

3.

An insult. To suggest someone is acting like a "dick," but, you know, worse.

Dude, stop being such a dick sandwich.

See dick, sandwich, dick sandwich, asshole, douchebag

4.

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.

Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.

See cock, dick, sausage, trouser snake, buttsnake


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