Dick Schlitz

What is Dick Schlitz?


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when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

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