Dick Schlitz

What is Dick Schlitz?


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when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

See schlitz, dick schlitz, happy meal


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