Dick Schmoltz

What is Dick Schmoltz?


1.

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

See douche, asshole, cocksucker, queer, hitler


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