What is Dick Shelf?
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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