Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

W@k

1. A word yelled by a noob as they own another noob, usually in an online game. Person 1: hehehe... Person 2: What the fuck are you doing..

Zaghi

1. Scratches on the testes caused by teeth Last night that bitch gave me the worst case of zaghi ever. Slut needs a to take a power sande..

Kryte

1. Wanna be hot doggin' cleric who compensates for his small penis by always carrying a large staff which he calls his HotDog. Never ..

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