Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Kiliu

1. 1. v. a violent act upon someone, usually causing death 2.n. an item used to cause injury I'm going to kiliu. I'll beat you..

W33tabix

1. geekall around, needs some help Stop eatting that fucking w33tabix..

Jan Dodonna

1. The only character in the entire star wars saga to refer to Princess Leia as Princess Leah. cocksucking n00b... Jan Dodonna sucks merki..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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