Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Awsomtacularness

1. how freakin awsomtacular something is the awsomtacularness or chuck norris is crazy huge See urmom, chuck, norris..

Hirsch

1. to abuse, ruin, damage, tarnish or violate someone or something. 9/11 hirsched america See hirscher, hirsched 2. A "hirsch"..

Jg4

1. a sex position made up at the happy slappy house of sausage jg4 too great to describe in a example. See 69, 99, sex, happy, cool..

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