Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Zonking

1. the process of banging, f*cking, having sex.. We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in See linda 2. ..

Kasaba Melons

1. Extremely large tits. OH LORD look at those kasaba melons See tits, boobs, boobies, titties, lovely lady lumps, sex, drugs..

Genan

1. Fabulous. That girl Genan is the epitome of fabulous. See jenan, name, fabulous, peeps, tab..

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