What is Dick Shelf?
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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A type of Cannabis taken from the Galapagos Islands.
Hey brosif I just picked up a pound of some dank gallopogaelien weed from the Gala..
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A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.
A: How did you get here?
B: ..
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Shortened term for 'for sure you know'
Thats right foshowyaherd.
Cause thats whatsup, foshowyaherd..