Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Penis-fight

1. when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other ..

Its A Soga

1. its a SOGA A SOGA stands for a Sort-of-Guy-Austin. SOGA defies all norm of a typical straight male.Where normal teen boys dream and fa..

/).~

1. head slap, or slapping yourself in the forehead in frustration /).~ duh, or /).~ why me, ect... See /).~, head, slap, high, five, to, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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