What is Dick Shelf?
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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Random Words:
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a girl who can dent a car by just hitting it with her hips.
Also, a song by the band It's Prom Night! and possibly a superhero.
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A cuntmittment is for someone who transcends attraction
"This girl is the one....I need to make a cuntmittment"
See committm..
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Meaning you really want to hit someone so your finger inches to slap someone like in romeo and juliet.
or in more current times an itch..
