Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

[baffle]

1. Bitch.ass.fucker.fucking.lonely.elephants Man you are such a baffle! See baf, bitchassness, flim, clown..

Luvher

1. the one love that u would do anything for...almost like p-whiped or sprung shes my luvher...the one See love, her, luv, whiped, sprug..

Jfls

1. just felt like sharing. My eyes hurt. .... jfls. See just, felt, like, sharing, o rly, no wai!..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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