Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?


1.

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex


95

Random Words:

1. -A language used by the net elite. -The 1005 useage of the |_337 net language. |)00|) j00 |20(|<!! {"Dude, you rock!!" i..
1. 1. One of the games on gaiaonline. 2. When using OMG more onlinely. 1. "Hey, did you play zOMG! yesterday?" 2. zOMG's!..
1. The art of intercourse via the male rectum. 1. I'm well Buggered (expression - I'm well fucked) - as in tired. 2. Give it a ..