Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

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Ugonwa

1. name of an absolutely beautiful and utterly gorgeous woman. Thats Ugonwa...shes hott!! See ugonwa, hot, name, sexy, gorgeous, beautifu..

Zyne

1. The new word for pwn after pwnbecame officially stamped gay. To zyne something is to own it hardcore/leetly. A whale penis suddenly sma..

Queer Gear

1. something or someone that has homosexual characteristics; can also be used in place of the word "gay", "whack", &quo..

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