Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?


1.

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex


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