Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?


1.

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex


95

Random Words:

1. 'Yoofy' is the term that some teens use to replace 'youth club' 1 - Sup, going down da yoofy, wanna come? 2 - Nah ..
1. (noun) refers to the act of vomiting (just a little) in your own mouth as you burp. Also known as a "vurp". I was leaning o..
1. A disgusting type of food not that different than molasses. "Yuck that annoying Treakle garbage got stuck in my teeth" "..