What is Dick Shelf?
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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Random Words:
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A lass who achieves eternal youth and verility by slurping up his girlfriend's period blood
Brittany: Honey can you pick up tampon..
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A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..
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sex, intercourse, fuck.
Do you want to rumba rumba snort yip with me tomarro?
See rumba rumba snort yip, sex, rumba, snort, yip..
