Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Elysaria

1. Elysaria is also the name of the main continent within the game of Elysaria. Other continents include Iculvasia, and icy continent, San..

Drop Me A Line

1. give me a call Drop me a line on my cellie imma be out fo da rest of da day See shaina 2. (Phrase) Send me correspondance. The origi..

Goser

1. 1. a goth poser 2. someone that wears darker clothes because of a shitpunk band does, trying to copy them 3. a fan of good charlotte ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Dick Shelf Edit Meaning