Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

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Lieberman

1. Republican in Democrats clothing Lieberman shoudl just give up and join the GOP. See Meredith 2. a polititian who looks like senator..

Bhudda

1. Another name for marijuana. Oh man, that's some CRAZY GOOD bhudda dawg! See Zach 2. See: Buddha Oops...Learn to spell...

Titi Attack

1. titi attack when someone gets overwhelmingly angry or upset. Throwing a tantrum. I almost got a titi attack when i saw my messy house ..

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