Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Estela

1. A feminine name meaning starwhich originated in Spain and Portugal. This name only belongs to an attractive, outgoing, girl with a great..

Qed

1. Originally Latin meaning "quod erat demonstrandum" or "which was to be shown or proven", now used mainly by physics ..

W=d

1. a wonderful math expression. works best if you write the w all girly style. yo' teach, how you gonna solve this w=D..

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