Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Bageljuice

1. Juice that you put on a bagel. Shaq: You got bageljuice in my bagel! Mortimer: You got bagel in my bageljuice! See bagel, juice, bage..

Yase

1. Synonym for "yes." The term is from the FYAD forums on the SomethingAwful Forums, cuz they sillie. Hot chick: Do u like me? ..

Quot

1. When you bust a nut in somebodies nostril. Tom shot a quot in Aubrie's nose. See quot, slut, whore, cum, in, a, girls, nose 2. ..

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