What is Dick Shelf?
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A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.
Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!
or
Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.
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What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.
I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk..
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female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'
"Where is Bethany?"
"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil,..
