Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

See table, dick, sex

Rover

1. Sex position where the female lies on her back and puts her legs on the dude's shoulders, while he slams her poon. The dude kneels..

Fevering

1. To be so awesome that it causes an affect in people. Contagious in awesomeness. Kanye, surrounded by drunk and hot girls, exclaimed, &q..

Oh Bras!

1. OH CRAP! (they are interchangeable) "Oh Bras! I forgot to get it from home" See oh crap, poop, kidding, reynolds, charizard..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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