Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

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Normalcy

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Geldard

1. A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on ..

1. Short for George W. Bush, the Prez "W is as dumb as a tree stump" See birdie 2. George W. Bush Coke snorter, pot smoker, ..

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