Dick Shelf

What is Dick Shelf?

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?

Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!

Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

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Quadi

1. An illegal immigrant from mexico that does not speak any English that should be deported. The quadi looked dumbfounded when i asked him..

Up To Hard Eight

1. (adverb) badly, that you're jonesing, to the max, extremely, absolutely and suchlike... do you want to come with us? - up to hard ..

Sexci

1. it meanz dat sum1 iz sexy. it meanz tha same as sexy, but juzt spelt differently. daym...he wush lookin sexci 2nyt ;)..

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