What is Dick Shield?
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When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a
Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.
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2.
A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.
"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.
A dick shield, hence.
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When someone who is way too lazy, wants to clean his fish, just shoves it in the dishwasher.
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