Dick Shield

What is Dick Shield?


1.

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

See gut, stomach, dick, shield, fat

2.

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.

"I put a shield on my dick

To protect me from that HIV shit"

- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.

See condom, hiv, aids, biggie


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