Dick Shifty

What is Dick Shifty?


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A guy thats always grabbing, tugging, adjusting, shaking, rubbing, scratching,or jerking his package while he standing around jacking his jaws with his pants on.

Notice how that fucking Talkin Steve's always pulling a "Dick Shifty" by the coffee pot?

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