Dick Shorts

What is Dick Shorts?


1.

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

See tool, homosexual


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