What is Dick Shorts?
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Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.
Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.
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hot ass van with unlicensed haitan refugee drivers.
Susposed to hold 15 passengers but can pack about 70.
The drivers always get pull..
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what to say when tom doesnt play nice
Tom, you broke the tower of eternal sufferage and sincerity! Get him!
*throws blocks at his skin..
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1960's slang. Jock meaning "whack" and pies meaning "buttocks," this phrase translates roughly to "Hit you..
