Dick Smuggler

What is Dick Smuggler?

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

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