What is Dick Smurf?
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A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"
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