Dick Sneeze

What is Dick Sneeze?


1.

sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.

"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."

2.

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.


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