What is Dick Sneeze?
1.
sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
2.
ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
Random Words:
1.
One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon othe..
1.
A Nigerian Age is an age which is dubiously attributed to someone who seems older than they actually are.
"He's only 25, alb..
