What is Dick Sneeze?
1.
sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."
2.
ejaculation of sperm from the penis.
I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
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