Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Zooba Rooba

1. to chill. (ie refrigerate) Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..

Fist-fuck Your Face

1. get punched hard in the mouth I was just chatting with his bitch, and he started fist-fucking my face! See Silence..

Uberviouzly

1. -adjective (superlative of obviously) 1. Very easily perceived or understood; extremely apparent. 2. Very easily seen through because ..

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