Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

I Ain't Going

1. Something thats not going to happen. Telling someone you're not going to do something. "Girl why this man tried to get me to ..

W00talicious

1. a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious. Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..

Jasty

1. to be anything and everything cool or un-cool. LaReisha: Did you get your hair done? Shuhnayquay: Yeah. Why? LaReisha: It's tota..

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