Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Neh-him

1. neh him is a slang word meaning make me. Yo mamma: "Do your homework" You: "Neh-him" See make me, meh, annoying..

Teefusses

1. Plural form of tooth. Teeth. I need to brush my teefusses...

Penis Calendar

1. A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jewor an asshat. Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly..

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