Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Gere

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Flabulent

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Pakistani Dash

1. When the guy asks the girl to leave after reaching climax. Rameez:"Thanks for the hand job Jane. But i am tired now gonna go to sl..

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