Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Dhp

1. dry hairy pussy dude don't touch that girl she's DHP See suck, my, salty, nuts, you, shit for brains 2. A slang term used ..

Bowl Ringer

1. An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl. Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times! 2. This is a eupha..

Distear

1. A combination word "Distilled Tears" Meaning Its not the proper feeling of sadness, its fake with little meaning to the person..

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