Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

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Caper

1. Older slang defining some sort of shady activity; usually illegal. shenanigans. So tell us out the caper, boss. See taylor 2. to com..

Marp

1. 1. (interjection) Something a stupid person says because they don't know what else to say. Person 1 (8:31:10 PM): MARP! Person 2 ..

Zade

1. A Zade is a remarkably unique individual who despite a lack of quantitative stature, and an inability to refuse chocolate, continues to ..

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