Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Bawes

1. pretty awesome, but pretty balls too "that link you sent me was bawes" See awesome, balls, shit, okay..

Zeebz

1. Slang for zebra "This safari in Africa is so fun - oh look at that cute zeebz over there!" See zebra, africa, safari..

Yellow Bitches

1. An asian woman, typically not to date, but mainly used for sexual gratification / to take shopping and complain about the spending of yo..

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