Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

See dick, sneeze, guard, face, splooge

Umph

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Boot-nigger

1. Italian - due to Italy's likeness to a boot in shape and the generally dark complexion of Italians. Yo, whats up with Ashley'..

W33d

1. teh 1337est way of spelling weed See Beaver 2. 1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed. OMG 1 r 5|/|0|<1|| 73|-| w33d! Dude this w..

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