Dick Sneeze Guard

What is Dick Sneeze Guard?

A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.

Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.

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F.a.g.s.

1. Abbreviation- Fag Ass Girl Sasquatch Monette is a F.A.G.S. See Tin..

Uh'm

1. Synonym for the contraction: "I'm". Can be used alone or in conjunction with a trailing "a", but in most of th..

Zittles

1. several zits grouped together on someone's face or back (or anywhere zits are prolific) I told the pizza face that his zittles don..

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