Dick Spanker

What is Dick Spanker?

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

See dick, dickhead, masturbate, cock

Pussy Dreamer

1. Someone who looks at porn and talks and wants to have sex, but everyone knows that they won't. Stop being a freaking pussy dreamer..

Leather Cheerio

1. An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot. I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio. See shinebox 2. anus; rectum My chica..

Lordblunkey

1. Lord of the Blunkeys. Thinks he's better than he really is Blunkey, Blunkey, Blunkey, Oh wow! A lesser-spotted LordBlunkey!..

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