Dick Spanker

What is Dick Spanker?

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

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1. When you fuck a cup of water and then drink it. It's what gangstars used to do before tv was invented. Oh yeh man I totally fucke..

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1. When your Cam4 show is posted on 4chan for all the world to see, thus leading to embarassing conversations and awkward moments. The same..

Hyphyminton

1. the act of getting high and drunk and then playing badminton. YEAH ryan, cameron, maddy, and i played hyphyminton all weekend. See bad..

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