Dick Spanker

What is Dick Spanker?

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

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Koboldt

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Gursky

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Offtopification

1. Of, or having to do with points being deducted for an academic assignment due to not staying on the assigned topic. I was suppose to wr..

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