Dick Splash

What is Dick Splash?


1.

n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.

"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."

2.

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

3.

when a guy splashes his urine or cum (sperm/semen) over something.

"Oh Dude! My Porn Magazine covered in your dick splash"

See dick, splash, cock, juice, cum

4.

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination

When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself

See Bob

5.

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"

Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

See Brainiac

6.

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

7.

Vast region of congealing jizz.

Simon, you dicksplashed all over the tv!


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