What is Dick Squelch?
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The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".
"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"
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Any large, heavy, sometimes metal object that can be used to cause destruction
We went out late at night and threw some clogger snogger..
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Literally: Go fuck an ass in Italian slang.
Used as "Go fuck yourself!"
Hey, va' fa' un culo!
See El Diablo
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