What is Dick Stomp?
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When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
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