Dick Tard

What is Dick Tard?

When someone is being dumb,and as a result is also a jerk, but they don't realize it till later.

I was a dick tard to my two very good friends, because I was acting dumb.

See dick, tard, retard, dickhead, tart, dumb, ass, jerk, idiot

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