What is Dick Triscuit?
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When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
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To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or s..