What is Dick Triscuit?
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When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.
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Random Words:
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1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.
2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm..