Dick Triscuit

What is Dick Triscuit?


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When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.

Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.

Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

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