What is Dick Trolls?
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Creepy and bizarre male Homo Sapiens, indigenous to the old growth forests of northwestern New York state, who spend their days skulking through the trees in search of sexual encounters with other males of their species. Their female counterpart, the dick witches, are rumored to exist, though there have been no confirmed sightings to date.
While we were camping in Zoar Valley, we saw several dick trolls lurking in the woods.
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