Dick Tucked

What is Dick Tucked?


1.

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"

female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"

male: "what operation?"

female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"

male: .......

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