Dick Turner

What is Dick Turner?

1.

One becomes a "Dick Turner" when one gets drunk and fails to have the courtesy of sobering up before going about their daily grind, thus ruining other people's days by their drunkard actions.

You may have spotted a Dick Turner when you find someone who:

1. Does not use his/her inside voice.

2. Carries a solid colored coffee cup.

3. Is chronically irritable.

4. Cannot carry a conversation.

5. Disrupts the work place.

6. Walks around with their chest all out.

"Don't be such a dick turner"

Normal Guy - "You failed me again Dick, you better sober up before you teach that trig class"

Dick Turner - "WHUUUUUUUHHH!?!?!!?"

See dick, turner, chest, out, night, feel, alright, drunk, alcohol, fail, loud, math, trigonometry, daily, grind, fired, teacher
21

Random Words:

Sandalize
1. To throw your footwear in disgust, for lack of something better to throw. A fan gave me the finger at the game last night, I didn'..
Read more
Geranimal
1. -When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe. -there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone we..
Read more
Jukkin!
1. Jukkin or Jukkin!, is short for "Jukkin Company". It came from the word which is a noun called "juke box". The juke ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free