What is Dick Twiddling?
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The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.
Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!
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What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?
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