Dick Under Glass

What is Dick Under Glass?

A woman's fall-back guy, a friend who isn't good enough to date but kept around in case all of her other options eventually fail.

"Dude, give up on her. You're her dick under glass."

See just in case, friend zone, sucker, schmuck, doormat

Jonus

1. a penis, especially in the pub OCL can buff my fuckin' jonus. See funny, weird, gross, the jonus..

Double Midget Penetration

1. sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget do..

Smump

1. 1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance. "Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump." See ..

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