Dick Vapor

What is Dick Vapor?


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A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.

"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"

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