What is Dick Waggling Contest?
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Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
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One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent
SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeo..
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Waging war; quarrelsome
Belligerent and numerous.
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1. Inclined or eager to fight; hostile or aggressive.
2. Of, pertaining ..
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After intense masturbation (9-10 Times) you cum Blood instead of Semen.
Dude last time I was so horny I beat it off till I Blood-Gasmed..
