Dick Year

What is Dick Year?


1.

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

See Kwisatz Haderach

2.

Approximately twelve days

It took me a dick year to get to work this morning.

See dickyear, dick year, waiting, forever

3.

1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday

2) A long period of time

"Hey Ron! Man, I haven't seen you in like a dick year!"

See dickyear, dicker


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