What is Dick Year?
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(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.
1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?
2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!
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Approximately twelve days
It took me a dick year to get to work this morning.
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1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) A long period of time
"Hey Ron! Man, I haven't seen you in like a dick year!"
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A joke that is either so outrageously dense or painfully cliched that the audience usually groans or laughs AT the person making the jok..
