What is Dickbride?
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A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."
Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"
Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."
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Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude..
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When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, wh..
