What is Dickcheese?
1.
Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
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1)A person of little intelligence who can't stop spewing stupid, unwanted remarks.
2)A great name to call a friend who's careless behavior resulted in an undesirable catastrophe.
3) A
4) An alternative to
1. "Some stupid dickcheese at my school won't stop quoting Napoleon Dynamite."
2. "My friend Jason's such a dickcheese. He accidentally lit his house on fire with Axe."
3. "Some dickcheese egged my car..."
4. "Stop being such a dickcheese, GOOOSSSHHH."
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Used when someone makes alot of jokes including the words Dick Penis Cock etc
"Hey guys. PENIS! hahaha"
"Aw c'mon. enough of the dickcheese, it's old."
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A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.
"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"
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The true flavor of a man. Face it anyone can smell like soap. Take it from the load cheese himself. The girls will go wild for your discusting little culture!
Human headcheese yogart. Cultured under the dampness of an unwashed penis. Filled with the finest dairy products available.
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Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.
Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".