What is Dick-dector?
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A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
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Random Words:
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To thrust ones penis between a pair of breasts(Diddies)
Jane gave John a diddy ride.
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une diderto
ramming ur cock between a burds ..
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The act of a dirty sanchez,
but using cum instead.
HOLY SHIT ,
that chick totally dirty cumchezed me last night
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aka smelly poo, doo doo brown, masta elie, and tom cruise. Loves to play with G.I. Joes and will go into the chicken noodle soup dance a..
