Dick-dector

What is Dick-dector?


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A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.

Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!

It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.

So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.

He found it...

See Ben


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