Dick-ears Edit Meaning

1. A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances. ..

1. To speak in a gossipy or clueless manner, usually to the distain of others. Quite common in Marine Corps recruits. D.I.: "You ..

1. A Ugly Mother Fucker. That stupid bitch is such a UMF 2. Ugly Mother Fucker. (you really shouldnt say this) Guy1: Look at those UMF..