What is Dicked My Drink?
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To seripticiously place ones penis into the the glass or cocktail of another. This ancient tradition is thought to stem from the instincts of four-legged animals marketing their turf.
Returning his table in the tavern, he looking down and seeing a pubic hair on the rim of his glass, he angrily shout, "All right, who dicked my drink!?"
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