What is Dickensian Adventure?
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Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.
Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.
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The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.
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