What is Dicker?
1.
A dumbass; a faggot.
That Dicker loves anal.
2.
One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.
Quit dickin' around you dicker.
Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!
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3.
a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.
" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"
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4.
A "Dicker" is a person who manages to wank for hours without using lube. A Dicker can usually be identified by hard skin, or blisters on the palm of thier writing hand.
Ste: "Hey Paula, That Joe kid is such a Dicker, right?"
Paula: "Yeh, How does he do it?"
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5.
texan slang. to mess with, to play with.
Stop dickering with the a/c!
6.
to dick around
terry wanted to dicker w/ berry
7.
a big fat book full of alphabetically-arranged words, and their meanings. yes, it is in fact much like a dictionary.
"ooh here i am on urban dicker"
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