Dick-five-o

What is Dick-five-o?

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:

"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

See dick, five, 5, o, 0

Chawnk

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Toefuck

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Headshot Certified

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