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yet ANOTHER very flattering name for a woman's breasts.
Eric N. Campbell: I find your breastaloons very alluring.
(proceeds to ..
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1) My wife.
2) Black hole of amusement. (For instance, building a home-made catapult and having fun hurling dog droppings into the yard..
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A disease in which the victim uncontrollably lies, exaggerates, and gives false information.
Carrie and her stories, I swear she suffer..