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A self-proclaimed perfect being possessing a Spartan body except the Spartan part, is exceedingly fast and has the mind of a genius. Do..
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A sexual act where someone is cock slapped whilst simultaneously being urinated on.
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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
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