What is Dicking The Dog?
1.
acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
2.
A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
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1.
When you slap someone across the face (usually female) with your penis.
Bill: "Hey Dorithy mind if I tally wack you"
Dorithy..
