Dickjam

What is Dickjam?

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.

Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM

See dick, jammed, slammed, dildo, shut, mg

Like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis.

"you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?" "Only once, he had some nasty dickjam"

See dick jam, funk, cheese, scum

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