Dicklash

What is Dicklash?


1.

When ones penis becomes too sore from too much masturbation.

Example:

Derek says,"Oh Dan, I got some major dicklash last night when Leah dumped me."

2.

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

See dick, cock sucker, whiplash, beat the meat, cock

3.

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

See dick, whiplash, naked, dance, party, turntable


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