What is Dickless Porn?
1.
Used to describe something great, yet feels as if it were lacking something.
Eating Oreos... without the milk.
Ripping the loudest, longest, smelliest fart ever... without anyone there to witness it.
Driving in your dad's twin-turbo V12 Mercedes-Benz S600... while he's in the passenger seat.
Having sex... without busting a nut.
Coming home with 2 honeys... and only getting it on with one of them.
And obviously, watching pornography without the penetration; or dickless porn.
See
Random Words:
1.
the act of smoking too much pot and becoming retarded
Put down the bong before you become refertarded!..
1.
reaching or exceeding a certain level of alcoholic intoxication that causes all civilized behaviors to vanish leaving only primitive or ..
