Dicklexic

What is Dicklexic?

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

See disorder, dyslexia, dick, mind, reading

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

See clumpsy, confused, bum hungry

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