What is Dicklexic?
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A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
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Getting the holes back to front
Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
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An infliction of tall guitar players who stoop to play. forming a hump back also known as guitar back.
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1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit
1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
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the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror
Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a ca..
