What is Dicklitude?
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A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.
When I wake up everyday it is my
denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.
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The thing that all real men want.
The "Are you a real man?" test:
Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
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