What is Dicklitude?
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A person who has the grandiose ability of being a dick to everyone around them.
When I wake up everyday it is my
denstiny to make the life of others in my presence far more miserable than my own by utilizing my proficient dicklitude abilities.
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Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions.
How was work?
It was Luger Time...