Dickmento

What is Dickmento?

Being coherced to suck a dick because you cannot remember what a dick looks like because you have suffered severe head trauma.

Phil: Aw, poor Albert, he's been suffereing from dickmento ever since the accident.

Jake: ... uh, how do you know this?

Phil: I JUST DO, OKAY!

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