Dickmitten Edit Meaning

1. bastard, the female version Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress! See melody..

1. A euphemism for penis, differentiated from the other fingers by having a pair of testicles (balls) nearby, hence the finger near the bal..

1. The act of masturbation after failing to pulla girl. "Dave tried to score with that girl, but failed miserably. Now he's at ..