What is Dickmonger?
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1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
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A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
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3.
One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also
That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!
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Random Words:
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A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.
My penile unit is out of whack.
Look at his penile unit.
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a person who is dumb, ditches her kids and marries some gay guy named Dan, never to be heard from again
Also known as scrud
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