Dickmonger

What is Dickmonger?


1.

1. One who hordes penises

2. One who displays dickish traits

3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!

2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

2.

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.

After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.

See crotch hawk, strickly dickly

3.

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

See AV


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