What is Dickmustard?
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n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."
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Gatlin gun is multiple pelvic thrusts while ejecting yourself from a chair. Normally a sound effect is acceptable (bam,bam,.........bam)..
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Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "..