What is Dickmustard?
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n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."
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When you can't do shit because your muse is on vacation. It doesn't matter how hard you try nothing worthy will come out.
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an unexpected smack to the testicles
Dubbz dropped like a rock after i dweezil-tapped him
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(Sometimes shortened to HB.)
The female genital area. PARADISE PARK or EVE'S GARDEN, or - less poetically - the SNAKE PIT.
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