What is Dickmustard?
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n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."
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A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.
Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, ..