What is Dickmustard?
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n. 1. substance exuded from an unclean, uncircumcized
penis.
2. epithet applicable to internet chat room personages
demonstrating obnoxious behavior and weak intellect.
"Hey, dickmustard, if we wanted to visit that porn site we'd have Googled your Mom's name."
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Someone lightweight enough to ride in a rowboat with, esp. on a date.
(i.e. not a fatty.)
Phyllis: Michael, I want to set you up wi..
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An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ..
