Dicknotize Edit Meaning

1.

tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es

A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.

You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.

See margot

2.

To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.

1. You got no playthis weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!

2. Girl 1: You did what!

Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.

See crush, fwb, thirsty, sexpectation, hornophobia

3.

The use of sweet phrases, sentences, and words towards a female for the ultimate goal of sex.

I was talking to my girl friend last night, and I tried to dicknotize her by whispering some sweet words into her ear.

See dick, sweet, sex, female, male