What is Dicknotized?
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When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.
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The female form of pussy whipped. When a woman refuses to realize/acknowledge the faults of her lover simply because she is obsessed with the cock.
Why does she keep dating that dude? He cheats on her and he's a fucking asshole.
Yeah, he must have her dicknotized.
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Random Words:
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Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"
Eat the corn..
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Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just..
