Dickochet

What is Dickochet?


1.

When a man is urinating and the urine richochets off of the surface and splahes back and hits the man in the dick or pants.

That rock caused major dickochet and now my pants are all wet!

See dick, pissing, urination, pants

2.

A dickochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have sex with someone, only to end up having sex with someone else, most often a friend of the intended sex partner.

"I really wanted to fuck Lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so I fucked her friend instead. I gave her a fake phone number... what a dickochet!"

See snog, teachers, cricket


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